How much does it cost?

It depends on exactly what it is that you need us to do, and how much information or access you’re able to provide us with. In many cases we’re able to calculate a total cost upfront. In some cases we may only be able to estimate the cost. In these cases, we will agree on a maximum budget as well as minimum objectives. That way you’ll always be pleasantly surprised. You’ll either pay less than you thought or you’ll get more than you expected.

Oh, really? You want to know how much it costs, do you? Fantastic. Would you also like to know how long a piece of string is? No, I didn’t think so, because that would just be stupid, wouldn’t it? Well, newsflash Sparky, so is “How much does it cost?”. If the penny hasn’t dropped yet, Einstein, let me spell it out for you: we don’t sell one-size-fits-all socks, eat-as-much-as-you-like buffet’s or day passes to the amusement park. We also don’t have a product or service called “it”. We have numerous products and services which are all described on our website. Here’s an idea: why don’t you stop being so lazy and take some responsibility. READ WHATS ON THE WEBSITE. You’re already here. Its not like you’ll be missing your rocket science class. Don’t look so shocked, you chose to read this answer, not me. Just so you know, we’re not going to play mommy and spoon-feed you, ok, so get used to it. That’s life. Once you know what you need, then we’ll know how to help you, and when we know what we have to do to get you what you need then we’ll tell you how much it costs. Capisce? (that’s Italian for ‘got it?’). Awesome. Have a splendid day. You muppet… (I was referring to someone else).

That’s a great question, and thank you for having the courage to ask it. Our country definitely needs more people like you. People who care enough to ask the tough questions. People who are not afraid to hold their leaders accountable. People who fight for freedom, truth, liberty, justice and equality for all. Bravo. You are a true patriot and a friend of the people, and i’m both privileged and honoured to have been able to answer this question for you. Thank you and goodbye.